…but now that you are, don’t panic!
Let’s face it, all that has happened is that we took a wrong turn somewhere.
Whereas this greenkeeper is about to get very wet, very cold, and very told off by the club secretary.
Now, back to the point. Please accept our apologies, but we seem to have mislaid the page you were looking for. Can’t think where we put it….
This inconvenience to you has been logged. Shortly one of our intrepid team of ball spotters will don their spikes, and start searching the rough for the lost page and bring you back to the fairway.
In the meantime, please carry on using our site and we hope that the rest of the pages behave themselves.